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Open Mic Night Massacre (2014)

from Harolds Tower by Thrash Commander

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this was the only track that I was able to "finish", because I never really started recording it in the first place. What I recorded here was on top of a backing track I used to play it live.

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it was a normal thursday night
at open mic night at euphoria hookah lounge
the rockers were rockin
and everything was alright

in comes shredder dan
ridin on a bolt of lightning
he says ladies and gentlemen
are you ready to rock

he grabs his mighty axe
and his amp forged in the flames of hell
and he proceeds to shred harder than everyone else that was there combined

faces melted
minds were blown
everyone there
got totally owned

in comes timid timmy
unsure of where he was
is this open mic night
I'd like to play some songs

come on in my little friend
why don't you come and play
play your weak pathetic song
so I can crush your soul

little timmy played the saddest song in the world
the whole room was in awe
it made the women moist
it made the manly men cry
and deep down inside
shredder dan wanted to die

doesn't really matter how hard you shred shredder dan
what matters the most lies deep in your heart
and that you give it all that you can

HOLD ON JUST A FUCKIN MINUTE THERE
who the hell are you
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF MWAHAHAHAHA
MWAHAHAHAHAHA

my name is riffin raul and I'm here to tell you all about
DEM RIFFS its what gets the people moving around
lemme show you dem riffs

I will destroy
your worthless soul
you will bow
before my riffs

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
thats why all you need in life is riffs

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from Harolds Tower, released May 31, 2019

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Thrash Commander Goleta, California

Eric Lamb "Errock Magoo" is a local musician in the Goleta/Santa Barbara metal scene and sometimes talks in 3rd person. He's been in several bands and solo projects, Thrash Commander is the unification of several different projects under one name. Projects include: Full Metal Face Melt, Hellfunk, Hellforest, Unholy Cult of Headbanging Ghosts, Mens Aer, and Errock Magoo. ... more

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