Name: Jackin Off In The Shower
Duration: P00H01M31S
Description: I actually wrote this while I was jacking off in the shower, and yet somehow this is my most popular song. The life of a musician sure is strange.

Jackin Off In The Shower

from The Best Of by Thrash Commander

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I actually wrote this while I was jacking off in the shower, and yet somehow this is my most popular song. The life of a musician sure is strange.

lyrics

Jackin off, Jackin off in the shower
Jackin off deep into the night
Conditioner lubing my erection
Oh yeah! I'm feelin good tonight

(chorus)
Jackin off
Jackin off
Jackin off
In the shooooweeer (squirt squirt squirt)
(repeat)

Steamy waterfall of pleasure
Thinkin about all the pretty girls
Someone comes knocking at my door
He said

Connor: "Hey, can you stop jacking off in the shower?
You're using up all the hot water and I don't wanna step in your jizz"

(chorus)

credits

from The Best Of, released November 29, 2014
Featuring the voice of Connor Pixley

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Thrash Commander Goleta, California

Eric Lamb "Errock Magoo" is a local musician in the Goleta/Santa Barbara metal scene and sometimes talks in 3rd person. He's been in several bands and solo projects, Thrash Commander is the unification of several different projects under one name. Projects include: Full Metal Face Melt, Hellfunk, Hellforest, Unholy Cult of Headbanging Ghosts, Mens Aer, and Errock Magoo. ... more