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Harolds Tower (2015)
10:21
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Climb the tower if you can
beer is your reward
this won't be an easy task
this game is kinda hard
Horrid faces stare you down
haunt you as you climb
at the top of Harolds tower
beer is there to find
Harolds tower climb it if you can
roll the ball up to the top and prove that you're a man
almost to the top then fall down to the ground
back to start now play it smart and climb back up again
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Guitargasm (2015)
05:22
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it was a normal thursday night
at open mic night at euphoria hookah lounge
the rockers were rockin
and everything was alright
in comes shredder dan
ridin on a bolt of lightning
he says ladies and gentlemen
are you ready to rock
he grabs his mighty axe
and his amp forged in the flames of hell
and he proceeds to shred harder than everyone else that was there combined
faces melted
minds were blown
everyone there
got totally owned
in comes timid timmy
unsure of where he was
is this open mic night
I'd like to play some songs
come on in my little friend
why don't you come and play
play your weak pathetic song
so I can crush your soul
little timmy played the saddest song in the world
the whole room was in awe
it made the women moist
it made the manly men cry
and deep down inside
shredder dan wanted to die
doesn't really matter how hard you shred shredder dan
what matters the most lies deep in your heart
and that you give it all that you can
HOLD ON JUST A FUCKIN MINUTE THERE
who the hell are you
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF MWAHAHAHAHA
MWAHAHAHAHAHA
my name is riffin raul and I'm here to tell you all about
DEM RIFFS its what gets the people moving around
lemme show you dem riffs
I will destroy
your worthless soul
you will bow
before my riffs
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
thats why all you need in life is riffs
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Choppin up Chopin (2014)
02:27
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Cyber Shredder (2015)
02:17
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Fergerkweah (2014)
01:58
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uuhhhhh I'll get back to you on that one
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Beyond Melted (2012)
04:23
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my brain melting
from the shred so inhuman
a flurry of notes beyond comprehension
so fucking awesome
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when you're feeling kinda blue and you don't know what to do
just do the HONK
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Mohun Montage (2015)
03:56
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I don't even wanna listen to this track to transcribe the words to be honest
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Testicle Spiders (2014)
01:31
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The Lost Key (2014)
04:21
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peel the avocado
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19. |
I Am Guitar God (2015)
02:12
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Bruh (2019)
00:04
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Thrash Commander Goleta, California
Eric Lamb "Errock Magoo" is a local musician in the Goleta/Santa Barbara metal scene and sometimes talks in 3rd person. He's been in several bands and solo projects, Thrash Commander is the unification of several different projects under one name. Projects include: Full Metal Face Melt, Hellfunk, Hellforest, Unholy Cult of Headbanging Ghosts, Mens Aer, and Errock Magoo. ... more
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