The Best Of, by Thrash Commander

The Best Of

by Thrash Commander

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1.	Thrash Commander 03:24	lyrics	buy track
Just who the hell am I? They call me Mr. Magoo. Well I'm the god damn Thrash Commander. Nice to meet you. Walking tall at 5 foot 4, this small dude is master of riffs Through his songs you'll hear the fury, Thrash Commander every day Let the madness become music Let them hear you shred Shred forever BURN! Let them feel your rage! Thrash Commander! SHRED FOREVER!
2.	Drunk on Metal 04:50	lyrics	buy track
You bang your head you thrash about you throw the horns rock the fuck out you push you shove you don't take shit you'd give your life before you quit Drunk on metal, you're the man it's your turn now so fuck shit up Drunk on metal, show these fucking posers how it's done Bang your head until your neck snaps off Drunk on metal, no it's never enough Rock the fuck out until your life is through Show these kids what real metal heads do
3.	The Descent 03:24	lyrics	buy track
Falling off the edge you begin the descent terror in your eyes because soon you'll be dead Falling faster and deeper within Now your mind fills with regret Free falling down through a fiery volcano Now you begin the descent Into hell
4.	Barnacle Holocaust 02:34	lyrics	buy track
Look here they come one by one just to barn you Run away, get away, get the hell out of this place It's too late, you've been trapped in the barn trap You've been barned, You've been barned, and there's nothing you can do Try to run, try to hide, there is nothing you can do to escape the barn (extra verse not in the recording) Look there they are everywhere and they're here to stay Now you're fucked, Now you're fucked, now you're really out of luck It's your own private hell in your own home You've been barned, You've been barned, and it's totally your fault There is no light of hope for you Barnacle Holocaust
5.	Driving Drunk and Way Too Fast 02:46	lyrics	buy track
Driving drunk and way too fast Move aside I'm haulin ass Get the hell out of my way I'm trying to end my life today (chorus) Time it's not slowing down it's going faster The laws of physics be damned Tank full of gas cops on my ass And I'm going as fast as I can Highway twists and turns I'm drifting around the curves Roadblock in my way Ain't gonna stop me today (chorus) (solo land) Got an engine that just won't quit I'm pushing the car to the limits I barely make the turn Sooner or later I'mma crash and burn (chorus, but ending a little differently) Time it's not slowing down it's going faster The laws of physics be damned Tank full of gas, cops on my ass Too drunk to give a damn My time has come I feel it The devil is riding with me I won't live to see tomorrow I smile as I crash and die
6.	Drink Til You Die 03:12	lyrics	buy track
Today... Man what the fuck? Grab a beer, lets get drunk Lets drink beer until we're dead Tonight we'll get fucked up, fucked up in the head Drink till your corpses rot Mental decay Takes over everything Life fades away (chorus) Grab a beer, pound it dry, life is shit, drink till you die Fuck the world, and fuck you too, just give me a beer all I want is a beer If life's got you down, and you're all out of luck Just grab a beer, and don't give a fuck Cause no one will judge you when you're wasted You know that's the best beer that you've ever tasted (chorus) Grab a beer, pound it dry, life is shit, drink till you die Fuck the world, and fuck you too, just give me a beer all I want is a fucking beer!
7.	Jackin Off In The Shower 01:31	lyrics	buy track
Jackin off, Jackin off in the shower Jackin off deep into the night Conditioner lubing my erection Oh yeah! I'm feelin good tonight (chorus) Jackin off Jackin off Jackin off In the shooooweeer (squirt squirt squirt) (repeat) Steamy waterfall of pleasure Thinkin about all the pretty girls Someone comes knocking at my door He said Connor: "Hey, can you stop jacking off in the shower? You're using up all the hot water and I don't wanna step in your jizz" (chorus)
8.	WHAT!? 03:53	lyrics	buy track
Smokin weed and drinkin beer Has never made my thoughts so clear I can rock all day and night When the feelin is right I got this feelin inside like nothin can stop me ain't no one gonna hold me back Gonna rock this town from dusk till dawn so shred motherfucker it's on I got an old guitar that just won't quit and I'm really grinding those frets to the limit Using an amp, but it ain't mine but you know my riffs are so divine (chorus) WHAT etc. I got nothin left to say Stealing Megadeth riffs is gay Anyone can write this shit But it'll still be a hit (oh yeah you know it) Gonna get on down like no tomorrow baby gonna rock your socks Gonna shred this strings until they break and then I'm gonna drink some beer Gonna smoke that ganj until it's gone and my brain is dripping on the floor Gonna rock my tunes until I'm dead shredding til forevermore (chorus)
9.	Dem Riffs 04:44	lyrics	buy track
You've got a thirst for black death and thrash We've got your fix... DEM RIFFS You'll taste the hell that we've endured So check this out... DEM RIFFS If you got no chops I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a RIFF AIN'T ONE If you're looking for more Satan, boy, I'll tell you where to go Get down to Santa Barbara to our metal show You've got a thirst for black death and thrash We've got your fix... DEM RIFFS You'll taste the hell that we've endured So check this out... DEM RIFFS You've got a need for black death and thrash So get on down... DEM RIFFS You'll bang your head, rock the fuck out, You can't deny... IT'S DEM RIFFS
10.	Moonlit Masquerade 03:28	lyrics	buy track
As the sun fades past the horizon The restless dead rise from the ground The ancient evil spirits of old Awaken to begin their rounds From the forest the army of dead Moves towards the human race To rip their souls from their flesh To take upon their face (chorus) Into the night the demos ride A masquerade of human flesh A sacrifice of souls To take away what should be ours Your right to life It's the moonlit masquerade Now... Now the time has come For you and your kind To feel what we have felt Trapped inside that hell Rotting for our mistakes That we made so long ago Waiting for the day We would rise to see you die Ceremony goes as planned Satan's summoned to this land To take away their wretched souls To give us all strength! Corpse army of the damned Ready too stand and fight But for now we must retreat As the sun begins to give light (chorus)
11.	Unholy Cult of Headbanging Ghosts 03:11	lyrics	buy track
If you should wander into these lands You will not find us for we are dead Unholy music fills the air Carried by the nightwinds Bang your head for the dead The Unholy Cult of Headbanging Ghosts In the night the dead will ride The Unholy Cult of Headbanging Ghosts
12.	Night Forest Jam 03:18	lyrics	buy track
Deep in the black of night Demon hordes of ghoulish fright Gather in Forgotten Woods Waiting for the night forest jam Night Forest Jam Damned sons from times of old Gather here in winter cold To this forest realm Black metal band from hell jams Night Forest Jam Now the jam is done Daylight's just begun None tell but none forget Of the great night forest jam (or, if at the night forest jam) Jam is never done Madness has just begun You will never forget Of this night forest jam Night Forest Jam
13.	I'm Dreamin of a Black Xmas 03:07	lyrics	buy track
Another hot summer day I wish the sun would go away I haven't seen a cloud in days I'm melting from the solar rays (chorus) I'm dreamin of a black christmas A day of snow and fog and rain Won't someone take away the sunshine No more sunshine, no more I can't stand this heat anymore I can't enjoy the outdoors I'm calling for the winds of old I'm longing for the winter cold (chorus)
14.	Buttrock City 03:36	lyrics	buy track
Stars drown in the morning sky and it seems like buttrock is starting to die Dreams are fading away like my makeup, but I'm gonna make the world get down tonight (chorus) I know where I'm going I'm going to buttrock city Where all the drugs are stronger And all the girls are pretty I'd love to take you with me But I don't wanna bring you down Get down tonight Walkin down sunset blvd, seeing my life go flashing by Suddenly some glam caught my eye She took me by the hand and said come with me (chorus) Pack your bags, we're going to buttrock city GET DOWN TONIGHT! (chorus)
15.	BEARS! 01:33	lyrics	buy track
BEARS! BEARS! BEARS! All around me BEARS! BEARS! BEARS! They surround me (repeat) (chorus) Why are the bears stalking me? Why can't they just leave me be? Do you know why? it's because they're bears. Why won't the bears go away I simply don't want them to stay but I don't think they really care but that's because they're bears. (repeat first verse) (chorus)
16.	Dallas Dalton and the Outer Space Adventure 04:09	lyrics	buy track
I keep clippers in my pockets So I can trim up all the leaves I keep clippers in my pockets So I can trim up all the leaves I see an unkempt bush somewhere And I just can't leave it be
17.	High, I'm Thomas 02:38		buy track
18.	Drunken Musical Adventure 07:41	lyrics	buy track
I'm drunk and I'm rockin alone Ain't nobody here to hear my jams I've got an itchin to shred and I can't hold back anymore I can't let it be The need to break free If only you could see I'm drunk, you're drunk, she's drunk Everybody's drunk, so lets have a party with shred and booze and weed and friends and awesomeness I just wanna shred for you I wanna shred for all of you all night long All night long, until the break of dawn I don't want the jams to end but your journey has only just begun you need to drink more beer and have more fun How could this be? I thought I had another beer What should I do? It's too late to go to the store The more I think the more sober I become Should I sleep or keep on writing this song? Holy shit, I just found another beer! Fucking awesome! I guess I'll keep writing this song Finish your beer, it's time to say goodbye Your journey is over now Thank you for listening And goodbye
19.	All the Clocks 05:54		buy track
20.	Light 03:13		buy track
21.	Thoughts of a Decayed Mind 05:42		buy track

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released November 29, 2014

All music by Eric Lamb (Magoo)
Brandon Adame - Vocals on Thrash Commander
Sean Murray - Programmed solo on Drunk on Metal, played drums on BEARS!
Gaston Ramirez - Backup vocals on Drunk on Metal and WHAT!?, vocals on Driving Drunk and Way Too Fast
Guy Dolev - Recorded The Descent, Barnacle Holocaust, Drink Till You Die, and Night Forest Jam, guitar solos on The Descent, Drink Till You Die, Buttrock City, Barnacle Holocaust, and Driving Drunk and Way Too Fast, wrote the outro for Barnacle Holocaust
Tom Hoopes - Drums and bass on Moonlit Masquerade
Michael Ryan - Recorded Moonlit Masquerade, also did the bass
Josh McDonough - Guitar solo on WHAT!?
Josh Nordholm and Mike my neighbor - Backing vox on Dem Riffs
Phil Porras - Did the mixing on I'm Dreamin of a Black Xmas
Connor Pixley - Interrupted me while I was Jackin Off in the Shower

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Thrash Commander Goleta, California

Eric Lamb "Errock Magoo" is a local musician in the Goleta/Santa Barbara metal scene and sometimes talks in 3rd person. He's been in several bands and solo projects, Thrash Commander is the unification of several different projects under one name. Projects include: Full Metal Face Melt, Hellfunk, Hellforest, Unholy Cult of Headbanging Ghosts, Mens Aer, and Errock Magoo. ... more